imakalyn

clvbpenguin:

pinkeliphant:

damn-right—i-support-it:

pinkeliphant:

pinkeliphant:

MY DAD TOLD MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER NOT TO SAY THE WORD DESSERT ANYMORE SO HE NICKNAMED IT “THE BIG D”

EVERY NIGHT HE COMES IN AFTER DINNER AND ASKS “Can I have the big D now?” AND I ALWAYS START CHOKING ON MY FOOD

could you say you were choking on the big D?

sTOP THAT

Why can’t he say the word dessert